Humor us, we've been waiting for weeks to use that line. Rest assured, The Mentalist is just fine -- in fact, CBS has ordered up six more episodes of fun with gruesome murders and head games to keep us happy for while. And thank God too, because truthfully, we kind of love The Mentalist. Additionally, we have a bit of a crush on Tim Kang:
Hot, no? Also, anyone who can say, "The suspect further states that when you weren't around he was banging your wife like a big base drum" with an admirably straight face just makes our lives that little bit better.