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Click through for the latest news on Kim, Dancing with the Stars, Entourage, Jason Statham, So You Think You Can Dance?, Smallville, 30 Rock -- and a Will and Grace spinoff?
-- For once, a picture of a half-naked 14-year old that was supposed to be released. Reality queen Kim Kardashian's released the pic on her website to make the case that she's never had plastic surgery. To which we say: maybe we can get some evidence that doesn't make us feel so dirty and old?
-- Meanwhile, present day La Kim K may be invited back to Dancing with the Stars after Misty May-Treanor tears her Achilles tendon. ("Present day La Kim K"? What is this, Heroes?)
-- Entourage has been renewed for a sixth season -- right when more than a few people have started complaining about the fifth one.
-- Hey, you a fan of So You Think You Can Dance? Looks like you and professional cinematic oil wrestler Jason Statham might have something to chat about.
-- Producers may be using press for The Graysons, the CW's just announced "Young Robin" show, to subtly push for another season of Smallville. Because that franchise hasn't been through enough yet.
-- 30 Rock pays the bills by doing weir, funny little placements for Snapple, SoyJoy, and other products for, like, two years -- and bloggers are just now starting to freak out about it?
-- Will and Grace's Jack and Karen might get their own show, according to about a billion people quoting the National Enquirer. Does no one at NBC understand that Frazier is the exception to the rule, not the example?