We want to like Miley Cyrus. We want to love that toothy grin and aw shucks rasp she’s got going on. We wanted to love that Annie Liebowitz pic. You know, the one with all that naked (gasp) upper back. But then she went and apologized for it. Profusely. Over and over again. Ad Nauseum. We know she’s only 15 and has a TV show on the Disney Channel, or whatever. But we really wanted her to tell all those dumbass concerned parents to fuck off. Can’t you just picture it? Miley, giving parents the finger during a Good Morning America performance, screaming “it’s only back skin, assholes!” while her band breaks into a rendition of “I Wanna Be Sedated” (Why the Ramones, you ask. Why not.) That’s a Miley Cyrus we could truly get behind.
But that hasn’t happened (yet). Instead we’re left with the fact that Miley may be into boys. Lots and lots of boys . . .
She says:
"I've already fallen in love with 20 guys since I've been here," the Hannah Montana star told reporters Sunday at London's BBC Switch Live gig.
"The accents sound so intelligent," the 15-year-old pop star gushed. "I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats."
Uh, trenchcoats, Miley? Like Sherlock Holmes style? That’s what gets your little back-bearing, Disney-loving motor revving? Whatevs. Different strokes for different folks . . . with different blokes (too far?).
Although, Miley is “in love” with a whole rugby team of Brits, she may or may not have one special guy to call her own. Who may or may not be over the age of 18. Which may or may not be quote unquote legal. People.com says:
While she may have a boyfriend – 20-year-old Justin Gaston – Cyrus seemed happy to scope out the talent on the other side of the Atlantic.
"I've phoned my dad and told him not to expect me home," the Hannah Montana star said. "I want to live here."
Spread it girl. Spread that special brand of Miley across oceans and continents. But maybe with gents under, say, 18. Just a suggestion.