Sassy socialite Paris Hilton, in London to tape a British version of her show Paris Hilton Is My New BFF, has apparently been making extra-special friends with princes Harry and William.
Could a new royal wedding be far behind?
Okay, she's not exactly Princess Di material... more like Princess Duh. (We're trademarking that, by the way.)
Here's the scoop, courtesy of This Is London: Paris was at a nightclub (apparently without her boyfriend), where Harry had a massive fight with his girlfriend Chelsy. He spent the evening "partying with his mates and chatting to Paris." He was then seen at another club with Paris, where they "exchanged polite air kisses before exchanging a few words."
If that wasn't enough, she then turned her attention to "Wills." “She started doing this really stupid dance, basically shaking her ass in front of Prince William," a snooty British onlooker said. But he must have liked it, because she "spent a while chatting to him" afterward.
What does all this mean? Probably nothing... but we can dream, can't we? After all, sending Paris off to rule Britain would finally make up for that whole "taxation without representation" thing.
Previously:
Paris To Procreate
Ryan Seacrest Thinks Paris Hilton Can Act