Yesterday, Raven Williams of Rock of Love and now Rock of Love: Charm School admitted in her VH1 blog today that she has done porn - and she's coming out swinging. (Not like "the lifestyle" swinging, the other way.)
After the jump, her blog post, in its entirety, entitled "So What I did a Porno Movie (I did Three)" It. Is. Amazing.
"To all of you pent up, uptight, rigidly moralistic, puritanical, sexist a**holes out there, listen up The economy is failing, we've been living off of a non-monetary based economy designed to enslave us for centuries, and the North American Union is on it's way to eradicationg our nation's boundaries, yet all of you puritanical Jacka*** are worried abot me sticking a guy's d**k in my mouth! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! There are more important issues at stake and your worried about me sticking some dude's d**k in my mouth! So what, as long as it's CONSENSUAL (it's your puritanical mindsets that are also dually responsible for rape and sexism in our soicety too). People stick people's d**ks in their mouths everyday. I am a sexually assertive female and if I could get paid for it, awesome! Hell, I'm proud of that porno and I even did three others, including BDSM. As a matter of fact, here's the link: www.boundnteased.com. and yes that's me, my image is there. I find it so stupifyingly sad and dejecting that Americans in general have become so zombified that issues like who are your state senators and the fact that our civil liberties are being taken away by the patriot act are of less importance than my sticking a guy's d**k in mouth. Big f***** deal, so what. You need to be ashamed that you are playing mindless, warped zombies for the New World Order by giving more attention to something that brought all of us into the world rather than something that will enslave and cease all liberties as we know it! WAKE UP YOU MINDLESS ROBOTS AND LOOK AT THE REAL ISSUES! Thank you."
We've been living off a non-monetary based economy designed to enslave us? And people stick people's dicks in their mouths everyday? What can this mindless robot do to remedy the situation? Beat off to porn, you say? To that we say: Yes, we can!
- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights