A gay rights group called GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network) is demanding an apology from Nelson Muntz of The Simpsons, who is a child and also not real.
See, on last week's Halloween ep, Nelson insulted Milhouse by saying "that's so gay." Now GLSEN wants Nelson to send an apologetic e-card to Milhouse -- on their website. Self-promote much? Nice try, you crafty homosexuals you. That's how they get you, you know -- first it's a website, and then next thing you know... the gay.
No response from the Simpsons producers, except to say they'd received no other complaints about the episode, other than from recurring character Waylon Smithers, who was disappointed in not having much screentime with his boss, Montgomery Burns.
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights
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