Remote Olivia has told you all about the marvelousness that is the new show 50 Cent: The Money And The Power. Well, here's your chance to watch the first episode.
If we may guide your viewing: there's a particularly amazing sequence that starts at about 10:15 into the 41 minute episode. The contestants have to go on a 5 mile footrace from Roosevelt Island to "Camp Curtis" in downtown Brooklyn. But here's what 50 calls "the twist." They have to do it "bound together, chain-gang style." But of course. Then, as everyone's a little confused and humiliated and discussing how to be the best chain gang they can be, 50 says it, at the 11:05 mark of the ep:
Shut the fuck up. This ain't no high school reunion.
Yesssssssssss! To quote the man himself, we love this show like a fat kid love cake.
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights