Maybe it was looking at the various medications strewn about our bathroom (all prescribed, of course) or perhaps it was watching Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, but we haven't been able to get the "We're Not Candy" PSA from the 80's about the dangers of kids mistakenly ingesting pills out of out heads all day. You remember that one? With the singing pills?
We are dangerous / We could make you delirious / You should have a healthy fear of us...
No? Well, if not, here it is.
Now you won't be able to get it out of your head either. Heh.
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights