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"Top Chef" Premieres New Judge, Same Hot Host Tonight At 10 EST

Posted by Jake Kalish

There's something we neglected to tell you about Top Chef earlier this afternoon, something about one of their brand spanking new judges... but, you know... take your time.

Top Chef Season 5 kicks off tonight, from New York -- all praises due to our benevolent creator for the blessing that is Padma Lakshmi -- and the show has added a new judge, Toby Young, author of the wildly bestselling How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. (And sometime food writer - that's the hook!)

We hope Young doesn't add a lot of Simon Cowell-ish obnoxiousness to the show, because Top Chef has what a restaurant critic might call a "delicate balance" going - it's a great look at how people conceive and create haute cuisine (and sometimes screw it the hell up), that still manages to maintain competitiveness and tension within the contrivances of "reality" television.  Heck, it's even had good villains, like Marcel Vigneron and Lisa Fernandes.  Don't add too much saffron to the paella, Top Chef! Or, you know, some other food analogy.

-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights

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Brigid said:

Remember how they offed Katie Lee Joel?  I keep hoping that will happen to Padma.  The longer she's the host, the more inane her comments become.  And they're not even funny inane.  They're just... boring.  Very very boring.

Tom Colicchio, on the other hand... Ooh! I'd let him judge me any day.  

November 12, 2008 6:16 PM

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Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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