This Monday and Tuesday at Carnegie Hall, it's Family Guy Sings - live readings of two episodes and songs performed by a 40-piece orchestra. It's your chance to see Meg Griffin (nee Mila Kunis) up close -- and she's way better looking in person. The whole crew will be there -- Seths McFarlane and Green, Kunis, Alex Borstein. Now, Family Guy fans tend to be rabidly fanatical about the show, so maybe we're preaching to the choir here -- and you better be loco about Peter and Stewie if you plan to attend, 'cause with tickets from $39-$110, that ain't cheap. Even if a talking dog or evil baby came with your purchase.
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights