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5 Tips To Becoming A Reality Show Star

Posted by Jake Kalish

Yes, it's true -- you can be a reality celebrity like Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Great piece in this week's Time Out New York by Mike Olson about the New York Reality TV School, which Remote Ben wrote about a few months back -- an acting coach named Robert Galinsky heads the three hour, $139 seminar, along with actual reality-show contestants, which teaches people how to, in his words, "be authentic," and therefore get on a reality television show. Olson makes a good point:

you might find the idea of people learning how to be themselves pretty damn ridiculous.

But Galinsky has a counterargument:

It's beyond reality at this point. It's personality TV. And you don't even have to come in first place to be noticed.

True. Surreal, but true. And if this whole learning to be realer thing wasn't weird enough, word is Galinsky is about to sign his own TV deal, for a reality show about a reality TV school. We know, that just blew your mind. Anyway, here are TONY's tips for how to get on a reality show, in case you want to save the $139. We especially like the part where they tell you to "be uncomfortable":

Get the part!
A very small taste of what students learn at New York Reality TV School.

1. Do your homework. You have seen the show you’re trying out for, right? Right?! Find one that makes sense for you. Just because What Not to Wear is casting doesn’t mean you need to apply.

2. Don’t act like an actor. Be sincere. If the producers wanted to hire a professional, they would have.

3. Practice your story. Know what makes you the right fit and be armed with examples why. Don’t just say you’re “interesting”—share specific experiences that prove you are.

4. Keep sensitive material on the surface. Was Dad a drunk? Did you just cheat on your wife? The people who get the part are the ones who bare their souls.

5. Stay open-minded. Be willing to take chances and be uncomfortable, and you’ll stand out.

 

 


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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights https://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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Ben Kallen is an entertainment, health and humor writer who's been lectured to by Sidney Poitier, argued with by Lea Thompson and smiled at by Jennifer Connelly. He's the coauthor of The No S Diet and author of The Year in Weird, along with hundreds of magazine articles. He lives near the beach in Los Angeles, just like the gang from Three's Company.

Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.

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