Phew. You smell that? No, that's not Jeremy Piven sweating out mercury and chlamydia. It's the stank from last night's Prison Break fall finale, which [SPOILER!] resolved nothing as far as we could tell, had [SPOILER!] lots of people talking vaguely about "The Company" while using "The Cellphones" and [SPOILER!] was basically one over-turned car away from being as phoned-in as late-era Hunter. How bad was it? So bad that...
...it featured bad guys with automatic weapons chasing Michael Scofield on an all-terrain golf cart.
And then, when they were defeated, Michael and Sara Tancredi had a heartfelt talk
on a bridge.
"Sara, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
"Yes Michael, every time I think about my coming back to this show."