Guess the "Round Mound of Rebound" wasn't kidding about that whole "not being a role model" thing...
Charles Barkley is taking an indefinite leave of absence from TNT following his drunk-driving arrest. The story, if you haven't heard it by now, goes like this: Barkley is boozing it up with FOX NFL analyst Michael Strahan and Jaleel "Urkel" White. We shit you not, Urkel. At a club in Scottsdale, Arizona. They reportedly get 6 bottles of booze at $300 a bottle. We assume for a whole bunch of people at the club, although Strahan and Barkley are huge. We have no idea how much Urkel can drink, but we'd like to think he throws them down like Andre The Giant. Barkley leaves a $350 tip, clearly adhering to the 15-20% rule. Then Barkley took off driving, got pulled over, and this happened: