Conan O'Brien told the Chicago Tribune that, when he becomes the host of the Tonight Show June 1st, he's leaving some more childish things behind:
There are things that I did in my 30s and early 40s, like Masturbating Bear, that I'm sure some frat guys will say, 'You sold out by not doing Masturbating Bear,' But I'm tired of it. I'm 45 years old … and I have two kids now.
No Masturbating Bear? What what what? Dude. Dude! Dude...
Sorry. We don't know how we feel about theall-grown up Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, but we do know how we feel about the masturbating bear. We love him, and his pal, Vomiting Kermit: