Yeah, we do too.
Why and How after the jump . . .
Why:
Why not? Ellen Barkin’s cougar magnetism is too fabulous. She’s always giving you that pouty glower. It’s half collagen, half pure unadulterated sex. She’s the kinda woman who should always, always wear a trench coat with a popped collar (undergarments optional) and theme music should follow her everywhere she struts. May we suggest: Ooooooh Barracuda!
How:
Ellen will be executive producing and starring in a series for HBO that is “based on her life as a sizzling cougar after [her] bitter divorce.” According to scriptwriter Shauna Cross, the main character is a 50 something woman whose “Hooksexup and life experience allows her to tell the world to go screw itself, and they love her for it.” We do! We do love her for it.
We’re anxiously awaiting the on-screen rendition of Ellen’s chance meeting with her ex Ron Perelman at the Waverly Inn. You know, the time she threw a drink in his face and told his new lady “I feel sorry for you that you have to f*ck him tonight.” Yowza.
(pagesix.com)