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Last minute additions to the Sunday's Grammy roster are still rolling in -- most recently a duet by Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. Our dream would be if, instead of singing, they both gave the audience an earful about what it's like to get dumped by a Jonas brother, and then Carrie Underwood could run on stage, throw a sisterly arm over each of their shoulders and lead them in a harmonized, a cappella version of "Before He Cheats."
Really, we're just interested in a scenario that prevents Taylor Swift from actually singing -- after the SNL performance, we lost our faith in her ability not to sound like a drowned cat. Although, in fairness, we did sort of enjoy her in the Broadway sketch with Remote Island boyfriend Neal Patrick Harris. We especially like the part wher NPH takes a shot at Jeremy Piven...