List of reasons that Chris Brown and Rihanna skipped last night's Grammy Awards ceremony that don't involve Chris Brown beating the hell out of some girl who may or may not be Rihanna...
1. Uncharacteristic rain in the LA forecast, and Chris Brown doesn't have an umbrella, ella, ella. Eh, eh, eh.
2. An impromptu bank heist gone awry delayed their Grammy arrival...
CB: Ree, why're we robbing a bank? We're rich.
R: Danger makes the sex hotter.
CB: Oh, word?
R: Shut up and drive.
3. It's actually Chris Brown that got his ass kicked by Rihanna, and he's too embarassed to admit it. Sometimes, a good girl goes bad.