At least, that's what German fashion designer Wolfgang Joop says, along with a bunch of other catty comments. Perhaps he didn't see the upcoming cover of German GQ. Or perhaps "Wolfgang Joop" is German for "moron." Don't know, don't speak German.
As the Season 4 premiere of Germany's Next Top Model approached, Wolfgang Joop thought he might provide a harsh critique of the host, our beloved Heidi:
She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!
Okay, Joop, benefit of the doubt: perhaps you didn't see this:
Yeah, that's this month's German GQ, with its covergirl, Mimi Bobeck. What's that you say? Magazine cover = retouching? They took away 50 pounds? Okay, here's Klum in November, at the Victoria's Secret show:
So can we dismiss this "too heavy" business, Wolfgang Joop? As for your other attacks - yes, she smiles and has large breasts. Guilty as charged. She'd be much more avant-garde if she were flatchested, stick-thin, and surly. From never eating.
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