Truly, if we could've somehow gotten pictures of each of the Remote Island bloggers wearing this thing, we would've done it in a heartbeat (come on, this year's staff calendar?). Clearly, the Star Trek corset has caused quite a stir on the website this week, here's the top ten response comments to sexing up the United Federation of Planets...
10. "Have you ever been around someone who is from the south, but they've gotten rid of their accent? Then something surprises them or makes them angry and you hear their southern accent come out. My inner Trekkie did that right now."
9. "Set phasers to stunning."
8. "I've got a klingon on my starboard bow."
7. "Needs a reference object for scale. Given the content, my bet is that the object in the photo is about 4 feet wide (and about to be covered in nacho cheese)."
6. "I want to motorboat."
5. "Set phasers to HIT THAT."
4. "This is the best thing i've seen...ever, including the giant rat."
3. "My self-esteem tried to choke [my happiness] off, so my inner dialogue went something like:"That's. That's. That's... THAT'S AWESOME!"
2. See, I would have watched that show more often if they had done it right.
1. "The bummer is that it's red which means that if she ever leaves the house, she's probably not going to come back. Follow up response: That was only true for [the original series]. Since that's [Next Generation] style, red means she's in command. I galactic dominatrix, if you will.
[via Reddit]
Honestly, we're not even fully sure what that last one means, but we LOVE it. We said it before, and we'll say it again: Nerds + Boobs = Magic.
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