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"Survivor: Tocantins": Coach's Delusion Better Than The Blind Side

Posted by Chenda Ngak

 

Last night's Survivor: Tocantins kicks off with Sierra finally searching for the hidden immunity idol that's been sitting around camp since day one. With the help of Brendan, she digs a massive hole on the beach. She finds herself busted by Debra, but Sierra's lying skills are in full effect and she comes up with a story about digging a bon fire hole. Sadly, poor Debra is fooled. Really? Since when was a bonfire hole three-feet deep?

There is only one challenge this time around and up for grabs are both the reward and immunity. The teams competed in a watery, netball-like game. The Timbira tribe starts strong with a 2-0 lead, but ultimately loses the game 3-2 to Jalapao.

This is our first introduction to Exile Island, which has a twist this season. Brenden is chosen to go to exile island and has to pick a person from the winning to join him. He chooses Taj and makes a solid alliance with her. Back at camp, the votes are between Sierra and Candace. In the end, the team blind sides Candace, making her the second person voted out.

In awesome, related news, the obnoxious coach from Timbira tribe, Ben Wade, is reportedly fired from his job as a Women's Soccer coach at Southwest Baptist University. His failure to give the University proper notice gets him in trouble. Instead of saying that he was on the cast of Survivor, he requests  a weeklong vacation. When Wade fails to return after a couple of weeks, SBU cans him. Wade takes the news in stride and has told News-Leader.com that he will be pursuing his acting career now.

"I'm going to be the next big thing on the big screen," Wade told News-Leader.com in a phone interview.

We were in stitches over Wade’s delusion. We didn't know there was such a demand for another Steven Seagal.


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Dave said:

Thank gourd that Sierra was saved. In recent years, the cute eye candy is often the first to go.

February 20, 2009 11:05 PM

Cameron said:

First of all, what kind of name is Chenda Ngak? Go back to Thailand and stop taking jobs away from Americans.

Second, it's not funny or "awesome" when someone loses their job. And if you knew anything about reality television, you would know that contestants aren't allowed to tell their employers where they are going under contract. Coach had no choice.

Third, what have you accomplished in your little pathetic life, other than wasting your time blogging about Star Wars and celebrities and of course escaping from Southeast Asia? Do you even have a job? Maybe you live with your parents, allowing you lots of free time to blog. Have you accomplished even 10% of what Coach has accomplished in his life? I didn't think so.

February 28, 2009 5:43 PM

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Chenda Ngak has contributed to GamePro magazine, Star Wars Insider, OMGlists.com, Flixster.com, and OrbitzInsider.com. In her free time, she blogs about technology, celebrities, and geeky stuff at Effinnerds.com.

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