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Do We Care About Eva Longoria Doing A Little Girl On Girl?

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Eva Longoria is all set to make out with . . .

Teri Hatcher on Desperate Housewives.

 


Hot?  We guess?  We know it’s supposed to be hot and whatever, but mostly it reminds us of attention mongering drunk girls making out on a sticky bar while screaming "Spring Break 2009!" and drenching their Forever 21 tops in keg beer.  Desperate.  Obvious.  It just doesn’t raise our sails.

But to be honest DH hasn’t been the wind beneath our wings for quite some time.  The producers have been fighting to keep the show's original air of provocation intact.  But, Desperate Housewives’ plot twists and dramatic entanglements as of late reek of actual desperation.  And desperation is not really an aphrodisiac for us.  It just doesn’t melt our butter.

But maybe we’re too quick to judge.  Lets take a look at the Eva and Teri together.  Maybe their electrifying chemistry will make our cupcakes rise.



Nope, still not doing it for us.  They don’t look like hot and sensual housewives so much as terrifyingly giddy housewives, ready to do lip battle.

Not hot.

(buzzfeed.com)


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