Simpsons producers James L. Brooks and Al Jean want Barack. And why wouldn’t they? We already know he’s funny, charismatic, and that tenor tone of his would work so well punctuated by a “D’oh!” or two. Brooks and Jean say they’re on it. They say they’re “putting all the right signals out.” But are they really?
We’re pretty sure that The Simpsons could have Barack with bells on if the producers just do one simple thing . . .
Call Malia. You just know those girls have Daddy Obama wrapped around their adorable little pinky fingers. He’ll do anything they ask!
Sasha is a little too young for The Simpsons, but Malia probably watches from time to time. She definitely likes Bart but identifies with Lisa’s smarts and sensitivity (you can just tell, can’t you?) Get Malia on the phone and lay out the proposal. Tell her how awesome it would be to see an animated version of dear old dad getting a wedgie from bully Nelson. Barack could philosophize with the doped up bus driver about the spiritual implications of tax reform, befriend Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart, or even take young Lisa under his wing.
Malia is a smart girl. We know she’ll get the joke. Brooks, Jean: make the call.
(thesun.co.uk)
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