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Friday Shades of "Grey's Anatomy": Wake Me Up Before You Kill Me

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

Are you technically a battered woman if he's asleep the whole time?  We're just wondering.  Time for some highs and lows...

Lindy-High:  Alex's voice-over!  Yes.  Awesome.  No more Meredith.  Can Alex do it every time?  Also, Alex fertilized Izzie's frozen eggs without even thinking about it.  Although, weird that the Chief pressured him into it, and then acted uncomfortable when Alex actually went through with it.  Additionally, Christina and Owen are rocking our world despite the strange gregorian chant music during their sex scene.  The last thirty seconds where Christina confessed to being afraid to fall asleep, and Owen went straight to Derek for a brain scan?  We teared up a little bit.

Olivia-High: Callie dancing. We're still unsure about the chemistry between Sara Ramirez and Jessica Capshaw. But how much fun was Callie dancing? She's so cute and smily and pretty! Can we be friends with her? Can we watch teen movies and eat chocolate covered popcorn together? Can we text each other during Grey's episodes about how fab her hair looks and how ridiculous Lexipedia is? Please?

Lindy-Low: Meredith (MEREDITH?) going all judge-y on Christina's relationship with Owen.  Girl, please.  Hypocritical much?  The real low is that our hatred of Meredith has grown so intensely that Derek's emotional elevator proposal failed to move us.  Also, we're generally annoyed by Izzie's oncologist playing back-seat-surgeon while P.Demp was operating -- it's not okay to back-seat surge while someone's head is open.  

Olivia-Low: We aggree with Remote Lindy on the back-seat surging. Unnacceptable behavior. We will pull this surgery over right now!  But the real low for us is that we're pretty sure Kimberly Elise's guest potential is going to be thouroughly squandered with this heinous oncologist role. Kimberly's so good, and yet they're asking her to play a part that makes little to no sense. Would an oncologist really question the choices of a brain surgeon in the actual OR while he's poking at brain matter with sharp implements? Probably not. Would she insist on telling a patient terrible news just before a major surgery? Not unless the patient checked the Sadism box under Bedside manner when he or she was admitted to the hospital.  We're pretty sure Izzie checked the coddling box.  She likes to be coddled.

Previously:

Friday Shades of Grey's Anatomy: Sometimes You Just Need an Enema

 Friday Shades of Grey's Anatomy: Surgeons of Tomorrow

Friday Shades of Grey's Anatomy: The School of Hard Knocks

 


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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for hooksexup.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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