Dear Scott MacIntyre,
The thing is, we think your a nice guy -- a very nice guy, and really funny and smart. We'd totally go on a date with you once you get the Golden Girls hair sorted out. But, there's probably no scenario in which we can imagine buying your CD, and for that reason, it was time for you to go. On the plus side, the judges clearly felt bad about it, so let's not dwell on the past, Scott. Let's move on to brighter topics.
Can we talk for a minute about how much we LOVE Flo Rida?
His performance of his hit single "Right Round" may have made a few network executives clutching their pearls, but who can worry about sort of thing when there's biceps like that to be oggled?
Sigh. American Idol, you bring us so much joy. Scott, fare thee well, friend. Fare thee well.
xoxo,
The Remote Island
Previously:
American Idol: It Was a Very Good Year
Tonight On "American Idol": Birth Year Songs
"American Idol": Ode To Joy
"American Idol": Play That Funky Music