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Modern Stalking: Man Breaks Into Tila Tequila's House And Twitter Account

Posted by Jake Kalish

So much stalking happening recently. This one, while extremely modern because of the Twitter angle, is also extremely scary, considering what this guy claimed to have done with Tila Tequila. According to Radar Online, this tweet was sent from Tila Tequila's account:

"Tila Tequila is dead," the first post said at 2:39 am. A second post boasted, "I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead."

Then Tila signed onto Twitter to point out she wasn't dead - but had been completely violated:

"Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don't know who logged into my account and wrote that."

"Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It's been a very scary night for me. it's 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all."

And, then, it gets scarier:

"Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."

"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."

"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"

Whoah. We've made a lot of fun of Tila Tequila here, and now we feel crappy. It also sucks that every couple of weeks it seems there's a new crazy stalker to report. No snarky jokes. Just stay safe, Tila. 

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Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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