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Zooey Deschanel Croons About Cotton [VIDEO]

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

We're on the fence about Zooey Deschanel. Yes, she's a hip and cute actress/singer. But is she so hipster cute that she's utterly and unforgivably irritating (Sienna Miller, anyone?) or is Zooey just cute enough that she's magical? Do we like her voice (we're pretty sure it's soothing and lovely) or do we want to pull off our lobes as punishment to our ears for subjecting us to her warble?

Much like Zooey herself, we can't decide if we love or hate her foray into the world of Television.  It's a cotton comercial.

Check it out and tell us: Isn't there something wierd about the way she pronounces fabric?

 

We don't love this Fabric of Our Lives Remix. In fact, we're a little irritated by it. Then again, most commercials featuring highly adorable dresses and cardigans irritate us these days.  We want approximately 90% of the 47 outfits featured in that 32 second commercial. There is a recession going on, cotton executives! Put Zooey in cotton work wear. Maybe feature some kind of a breathable cotton janitorial ensemble or an unemployment smock.

(videogum.com)

 

Previously:

Is This Ad Offensive [VIDEO]

Salma Hayek's First TV Commercial [VIDEO]

Padma Lakshmi Does Improv Comedy, We Issue A Call To Arms 


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afellowgirl said:

Please, why are grown ups dressing for kindergarten?  Enough!  Too much all at once.

April 16, 2009 5:47 PM

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

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