CNN's breaking news feed has the most followers on Twitter - over 937,000. Good! We all should keep abreast of the news. Perhaps this Twitter thing isn't a ginormous omphaloskeptical waste of time after all!
Not so fast.
Coming in at #2 is Britney Spears, with over 903,000 followers, and #3 is Ashton Kutcher with over 888,000 followers.Yup, Britney and a dude from Dude, Where's My Car are in a race with the news to 1 million followers. Kutcher, to his credit, finds this as crazy as we do:
"I find it astonishing that one person can actually have as big of a voice online as what an entire media company can on Twitter," Kutcher said in a video he posted on qik.com. "I just thought that was kind of an amazing comment on the state of our media."
That's not what we think it's an amazing comment on, but whatever. Yes, Ashton, you are a powerful man online. We care almost as much about you as we do about the entire world's state of affairs. Now, what's happening with that "Twitter Revolution" in Moldova? Oh, never mind. Just show us Demi Moore's ass. Thanks!
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