The Church of Kutcher now has one million followers...
Ashton Kutcher has beaten CNN's live news feed (and Britney Spears) in the race to one million followers on Twitter. Kelso from That 70's Show defeated the news, with help from Demi Moore's ass. We told you how we felt about this race a couple days back, and those feelings haven't changed. It's still omphaloskepsis, even if a million people are, for whatever reason, also contemplating your navel.
Still, the good news is charities are benefiting from all this wasted time:
Ashton threw down the gauntlet to CNN this week, promising to donate 10,000 mosquito bed nets to charity for World Malaria Day if he won and 1,000 if he lost. CNN, which is owned by Ted Turner, agreed to do the same.
Ironically, Ashton Kutcher found out about World Malaria Day by reading CNN's live news feed on Twitter. Kidding. Blecccch. So what does this all mean, Ashton?
'This just shows how people want to get information. It is about us. It means that one man can have a voice as loud as a media network.'
Oh Dear God, we hope that's not what it means. Because if people want to get information by checking in with Ashton Kutcher, we're all in real bad shape.
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