True story: our friend from high school wants to start an internet business that sells pig snout face masks to cater to shoppers who want to be both safe and whimsical about their swine flu prevention. The only way this picture could be more weird for us is if Heidi and Spencer were wearing novelty face masks...
Newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are leaving Mexico -- where they've been wearing face masks to protect themselves from swine flu while filming Montag's music video, "Sex Ed." (Us Magazine)
Two things: First, do you think Michael Jackson is sitting at home saying, "I told you, people!" Second, really? "Sex Ed?"
Previously:
Today in Ewwww: Heidi and Spencer Finally Got Married [VIDEO]
Heidi and Spencer With Guns, Just Another Sign of the Apocalypse
Heidi and Spencer Quote Mother Teresa, Invoke Tupac