You'd think that, as with actual evolution, once those Geico cavemen lost their tenuous fingerhold on their place in the line-up, they'd disappear forever. But no; sounds like they'll be coming back in ESPN ads next season. And that's a good idea because why? Well, 'cause ESPN and ABC are both owned by Disney, sez Jossip. And... what, exactly? How much did they pay for the rights for those guys that they gotta flog them every which way they can? Well, whatever; we eagerly await the big-budget Bruckheimer action trilogy and the commemorative chess set. Oh, also: argh.