Did you guys dig Damages as much as we did? Yes, of course you did! Wait, hang on. Actually, you might not have, because really: we loved that show. We ate that shit up. How could you not love a show that was pretty much nothing but a relentless 13-hour-long, girl-in-trouble horrorshow, soap opera mindfuck? Like, all that show needed was a chainsaw and it'd qualify for a slasher movie!
Anyways. Sorry. (We have our enthusiasms.) So, looks like Ted Danson -- who as a super-sleazy, super-rich Enron-type-guy, chewed the hell out of all the scenery that Glenn Close didn't get to last year -- ain't a lock for the new season. But William Hurt, who pioneered a gloriously self-involved sort of creep in Body Heat (co-starring none other than Mr. Danson!) has been hired to fill that particular niche. To which we say: we are so there.