Whitney Port. Of all The Hills girls, she’s probably the least annoying. She’s even halfway likeable. Halfway, we said. She’s cute. She seems sweet enough but not too sweet, like vegan cheesecake (also, she’s pale and low in calories). She’s got that fashion-line thing she’s working on. And, she’s inexplicably attentive whenever Lauren Conrad has some inane bit of information to discuss on The Hills. We’d have slapped that ho by now.
We’re happy she’s getting her own spinoff . . .
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