Sharon Osbourne was so impressed by Randy Hanson, a 47-year old Ozzy Osbourne impersonator/America's Got Talent contestant, that she not only gave him the thumbs up -- thus saving him from being eaten on a hotel room floor by a drunken David Hasselhoff -- but she requested that he take off his pants so she could doublecheck that he wasn't, in fact, her husband. Which, we're pretty sure, was how Ryan O'Neal met Ali McGraw in Love Story.
Wouldn't ya love to see the fight between this guy and the real Ozzy for the honor of Sharon Osbourne's hand? Heck, we'd give our left lung just to see which one of 'em could pick a quarter off a table first. (Oh, come on; it's not tacky if we genuinely mean it.)
[via Defamer]
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