According to last night's ep, they're all out in Scranton, but maybe you can order your loved ones a Princess Unicorn on the official website? No? Hang on, what's that fine print say?
Caution:
- Wash hands thoroughly after handling Princess Unicorn.
- Do not play with Princess Unicorn if you are allergic to lead based paint.
- The spike on Princess Unicorn is incredibly sharp, so Princess Unicorn can pierce the sky. It can also pierce your skin. Handle with care
Hmm. Well, maybe the t-shirts are safer?
Click through for the full ep, if you have no idea what we're talking about.
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