What are some things to keep in mind when you're having drunk sex?
Don't vomit. Try to stay awake. When you're having drunk sex... I feel like whenever I'm having drunk sex, it's like I'm going to black out at any moment now, so stay awake.
What's the best way to pick up a drunk person?
Move your hand towards their crotch. That usually works. I think it's effortless.
What has drinking taught you about dating?
Um, what has drinking taught me about dating? With you in my face, this is a little too much. I have to think about it. Hold on...I think that entire relationships can be based on being drunk.
I want to send someone a drink at a bar. How can I figure out what to send?
You can never go wrong with a shot.
What kind of shot?
It depends on what they're wearing.
My girlfriend's friend hit on me. I'd feel guilty not telling her, but how should I do it?
I think you should just tell. Maybe you'll all have a threesome.
What's the one thing guys or girls always do wrong with foreplay?
If they're in their own world, and they're not really conscious of how you might feel. I remember one guy who was in his own world, and I felt like I was just this prop. I would say don't treat whoever you're with like a prop.
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