Frankie, 31

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What's the best way to pick up a film director?
Don't let on that you know they direct, then, after they tell you about their hit film, tell them that you haven't seen it.

What's the best reason for dating a director?
You can use him as a stepping stone to get to a much more accomplished movie star with ten times the money and ten times the problems.

What has being a director taught you about sex?
How to get the best performances out of your actresses.

I'm trying to plan a very romantic night with my girlfriend. I'm a pretty laid-back guy, not really into candlelight, but I want her to know it's special. What can I do to set the mood?
Watch Romancing The Stone with a home-cooked dinner and red wine. If that doesn't work, who needs her?

What's the greatest sex scene in any movie?
Pam Grier in Coffy. She seduces the drug dealer and then blows his head off with her shotgun.

My boyfriend and I just graduated college and he's been asking me to move in with him. We just started dating a few months ago, but I need a place to live. I know conventional wisdom says wait, but I want to go for it. Is that a mistake?
Give him the "door test" from A Bronx Tale. You pull up right in front of him. Before you get out of the car, lock both doors. Then get out, walk over to him, and bring him to the car. Take out the key, unlock the door, and open it for him. Let him get in, then walk behind the car, and look through the rear window. If he doesn’t reach over and lift up that button for you so you can get in, dump him.

When my girlfriend and I are having sex, I'm always afraid I'm going to do or say something that will kill the mood. This makes me really tense, and everything goes downhill. How can I relax and just enjoy myself?
Smoke a joint or drink a bottle of wine.

My boyfriend is bisexual and recently has been interested in bringing home another man. This violates my idea of monogamy, but I also worry that this is an itch I can't scratch, so to speak. Should I just go for it?
If it worked for Jack Tripper on Three's Company, it could work for you.

I was just dumped by my girlfriend and I'm looking for a way to cheer myself up. I know everyone says a rebound relationship is a bad idea, but honestly, right now it sounds great. Is it a terrible idea to jump into something new to cheer myself up?
That's the worst idea in the world. Go to a massage parlor and ask for the happy ending. Do not jump into another relationship if you're not in love.

I love it when my girlfriend goes down on me and she's really great at it. The only problem is she seems very insecure and always worries that I'm not into it. I'm starting to wonder if the truth is that she just hates it. How I can convince her to be more confident in her skills?
Yeah, I'm guessing she's not into it. Try going down on her for a few weeks.

What's the best way to ask my boyfriend to use my vibrator in bed?
Surprise him when he comes home and opens the bedroom door to you, in bed, using it on yourself. I guarantee he won’t ask you to turn it off.