"Keeping Up With The Kardashians": Who's Getting Plastic Surgery?

 

Kim Kardashian ass cleavage and Kardashian plastic surgery news. If there's a Pulitzer Prize for television blogging, we're clearing space for it. Woodward and Bernstein were going for this story, but those dudes are totally lost without Deep Throat. 

Yeah, Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a lot like this pic of Kim Kardashian's giant tushie - even though we know it's inappropriate, we can't stop staring. And now Kim Kardashian is ensuring we won't turn away by saying "Someone in the Kardashian family will soon have plastic surgery." Yup, elective cosmetic surgery as ratings ploy. And we're totally falling for it.

I can't tell you who, but someone in my family will look totally different and viewers will see it all on the show very soon.

Ooh, ooh, who? We really hope it isn't Kim's stepdad Bruce Jenner getting more plastic surgery. 'Cause have you seen before and after photos of Bruce Jenner? They're horrifying... 

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