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Reader Feedback on "The Lengths of My Deception"
Hey, honesty doesn't suck, not in your case at least. It makes for a delightful piece of writing that actually made me chuckle out loud (the kernel of truth bit,"I do have a penis"!) I have discovered that self-deprecating, honest humor is much more exciting and alluring than a blunt lie. It keeps you wondering, while a lie is sooner or later uncovered (or unsheathed?) and that's the end of that as you so playfully 'point' out. I truly enjoyed your style, the alliterations, the similes, the flow.
--tb
08/13
fucking hilarious. (it's funny because it's true.) and well written. i'm glad you've decided that honesty is the best policy, even if it makes for less amusing anecdotes.
--jfe
08/06
your lies seem to cover an incredible shyness - why turn your back when putting on your condom instead of making it a game between the two of you? why not answer 'gloriously humongous' when asked your size? that in itself shows humor and a 'who cares' attitude. i've known lying liars and i don't honestly think you can just stop. it infiltrates your every pore. i suspect, when reading that you didn't realize until much later in the date, the direction the date was going, that you might be lying about who you are indeed. don't men always hope the date will lead to the bedroom? i'm taking a guess, that the biggest lie here is that your penname craig, disguises the fact that you are a woman writing a woman's idea of a man's point of view.
--js
08/01
"All phrases I suspect were coined by men cursed with substandard penises." All phrases I suspect were coined by patient women tired of having to deal with their boyfriends' insecurities, when all they really wanted was to have good sex with lots of foreplay. I've never drawn out a measuring rule, and guys, neither should you. By the way: I have really small boobs. None of my boyfriends have ever complained.
--GB
08/01


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