Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
Early on this week you might face criticism from someone you respect, or someone who at the very least signs your paycheck. Don't let it get you down, but don't be too proud to listen. Once you process it, dive deep into your own creativity and believe in yourself. Those little paint splatters today will be a masterpiece tomorrow. Need anyone to pose nude for you?
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
I know your fabulous analytical side finds chess incredibly sexy: plotting out your next ten moves, finding a way to turn that pawn into a queen, seeing what your partner is made of. Think of your career like the best game of chess ever: over the next few weeks, the moves you make will have lasting impact on your long-term goals. I know you'll choose wisely.
Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
The celestial powers-that-be will be lying low this week, so while you may not have an incredible surge of planetary chutzpah, you do have a great excuse to pamper yourself, rest, relax . . . even spend the whole day in bed. Of course, knowing you, a day in bed could be anything but quiet...make sure to take a break every now and then, tiger.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
If you've been feeling pressed, squeezed, or stressed by your job, this week you'll have a revelation: you'll either bust out of that cubicle, or find that it's time to move on. Being stuck inside a chrysalis is hard, but you gotta go through the discomfort to get those groovy, kick-ass wings.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
If the man is bringing you down this week, Sag, don't take it personally. The stars predict a bit of potential criticism from higher ups. Roll with the flow, and don't lose your innate creative glow...you don't need other people's permission to be wildly, wonderfully, powerfully happy.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Are you having trouble reading people this week? Don't struggle too hard; the hazy planetary mix might make straightforward communication a bit haphazard right now. Trust your instincts when meeting new people or dealing with old lovers. And if the words aren't flowing, there are plenty of activities you can do to get close to someone, without having to say a word . . .
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Remember those old-school trampolines, back in the day before they sold safety nets to wrap 'em in? Jumping into the night sky, throwing yourself onto or clinging to other scantily-clad, laughing (potentially drunk) young bodies? Take that as inspiration this week: soar and bounce around town to your heart's content; you'll easily find someone to join you on all your wild adventures.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You might be feeling plenty of demands from work and family this week. But make sure to take care of yourself amidst all the pre-eclipse madness. Dig out that old Buns of Steel tape. Walk the dog, jump on the treadmill, or try some extended afternoon bedroom acrobatics. Whatever you need to do to get your heart beating in a healthy, life-affirming way, do it.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
You've been known to give your fiery all for love, Aries. Though you make a lovely martyr, you're entering a new era: you can give love and get as good as in return. For the rest of this hot hot month of August, your love and relationships should be stabilizing, blooming, and getting hot hot hot in entirely new ways.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Is ignorance truly bliss? With an eclipse on the horizon, your relationships may be in a bit of upheaval. You might learn things you wish you didn't know about your friends and lovers. Then again, even if the truth hurts for a moment, it's better in the long run. A good lesson to learn: don't fake it, in or out of the bedroom.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
The lunar eclipse next week could reach over and slap this week in the ass. You might get startling or surprising news at work, but don't let any sudden emotional storms knock you off center. Take a cue from ye ol' Aesop fables and such: bend with the wind, and you won't break. Plus, being flexible is always a turn-on.
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
Has it been all work and no play for you this month? Those heavenly bodies up above are focusing on your career and House o' Money this month. So attend to those bills, work on that report, fax the hell outta your files. Next month you'll have more time to focus on heavenly bodies closer to you.
