Not Only is Shia LaBeouf in Love With His Mother

We really need to get our hands on a copy of the most recent Playboy. Not only did Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf reveal to the magazine that he would "be with" his mother if he could, he also recounted the story of how he lost his v-card. It was full of all of the usual first-time awkwardness, but to make things just a little more awkward LaBeouf revealed something else about himself he probably shouldn't have.

"I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed ... and clearly this wasn't the move.

Regarding his mother, LaBeouf said:

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

Is this dude trying to not get laid?

[PopWrap: Shia LaBeouf: "I'm Not Extremely Well-Endowed"]

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