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Someone declared today "Draw Mohammed Day," after the South Park hoopla. It's not anti-Muslim, but pro-First Ammendment, which I guess…

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Scanner Highs And Lows: Lovin' All The Bodies

This week, the fashion world toyed with unretouched models and fought the good fight against network TV executives who fear we're not ready…

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Sex and the City 2 Vodka Is Necessary and Important

I know what you're thinking, but that headline isn't sarcasm. There is a real, demonstrable need for this product. To illustrate this need, I need to…

Continue reading » By James Brady Ryan on Apr 23rd, 2010

Video: Nobody Puts Iron Man In The Corner

Have you ever watched a really romantic scene and thought to yourself, "This could use a man in a mechanical weapon suit"? Well, some…

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NBC's Got Common Sense: Pole Dancing Act Allowed To Compete On Reality Show

The Pole-ite Girls, who take to various subway systems across the country to put on impressive acrobatic strip shows, have been invited to participate in…

Continue reading » By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 23rd, 2010

Porn Is To Blame For The Economy's Collapse

Finally, something to blame for our economic meltdown. Porn! Everyone, everywhere was looking at porn when we went into a recession. Especially the guys…

Continue reading » By Chris Mathias on Apr 23rd, 2010

This Week In Sex: Sexually-Themed

The President of Bolivia says our diminishing libidos are due to the fact that we eat chicken injected with too many "female hormones." Hurry up…

Continue reading » By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 23rd, 2010

Scott Baio Still Ranting Crazily On Twitter About Jezebel, Everyone Else

When two people come together to build a relationship of trust support, it’s a lovely thing. But, when two shitty douchebags come together and…

Continue reading » By Lindsay Cutler on Apr 23rd, 2010

Today in WTF: Underwear For Your Feet

Capezio — a company that’s famous for making dancewear — also makes a little something called “Thongz FootUndeez.” It looks…

Continue reading » By Eryn Loeb on Apr 23rd, 2010

Kathryn Bigelow's Next Project Is A Makeup Ad With Jessica Biel

People are surprised Bigelow would follow up her Oscar-winning film with such light fare, but I got my hands on the script, and let me tell you: it's…

Continue reading » By James Brady Ryan on Apr 23rd, 2010