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Kevin Smith Directs A Horror Film About Westboro Baptist Church

His last movie was a pile of crap -- you don't need a critic's review or apparently even to see the movie to know it's not funny, just watch the trailer --…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (4)

Snooki Isn't Even Actually Tan, Is Anything Real?

Look, we can live with the fact that most of The Jersey Shore (except for the police charges) is probably faked for the cameras. If the…

By Drew Grant on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (0)

Michael Cera's Newest Feature: Something Vaguely Comic Booky!

So Scott Pilgrim Versus The World is be-hoodied Michael Cera's follow-up to Youth In Revolt. And it's directed by Edgar Wright, as most of you know as the…

By Drew Grant on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (6)

PETA & Octomom: Another Advertisement Match From Hell

Just like the Sasha Grey Peta ad, we're at a loss to explain how PETA convinced Nadya Suleman to agree to this poster. Like on the one hand, we know that…

By Drew Grant on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (1)

T&T&A Offers Food Porn, Pretty Much On A Literal Basis

Holy Taco, Batman. Notorious photographer/pornographer/foodographer Tony Stamolis' followup to his 2008 eye-opening photo book about Fresno, California is…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (5)

The Five Best Incarnations Of The Joe Biden "Big F*ing Deal" Meme

The internet is always there for us. Just a hair less than seventy-hours ago, Joe Biden called the signing of the Healthcare Bill a "Big fucking deal." (He…

By Josh Kurp on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Madame Tussaud's Reveals Wax Figure Of Horrifying Giraffe-Human Hybrid

I know a lot of you don't like Robert Pattinson, and many of you think he is, in fact, very ugly. If this wax replica of him is an actual reflection of his…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (4)

Lunchtime Link Love: Skinny-Dipping With Eva Green

To follow up on an earlier story: Islamic terrorists are reportedly hiring plastic surgeons in unsecured areas of Pakistan to create breast implants filled…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (2)

The Date With Jenny

A few weeks ago, it came to our attention that two of our interns had fallen in love with the same girl. Her name was Jenny, and they’d become…

By Hooksexup on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (23)

Video Proof Of MTV's Continued Cultural Relevance

MTV remains on the cutting edge, searching out new and exciting areas of youth culture, and bringing its audience what it craves: the secrets of Justin…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Image Of The Day: The Lady Gaga New Yorker Cartoon

Last night, at a restaurant, I heard this group of people fervently discussing the "One-hit wonder" that was Lady Gaga. "She'll be gone by Easter!" they…

By Ben Reininga on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (1)

The Gym With Boob Aerobics Almost Makes Us Want To Work Out

The GymBox is a London, UK fitness facility that hosts classes on how to dance at raves, cage fighting, parkour, stiletto workouts and something called…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Seth Meyers And The Tale Of The Haunting Boner

Gather round, you children of SXSW, and hear the ghastly story of SNL's Weekend Update correspondent (and woefully underused) Seth Meyers and his boner…

By Drew Grant on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (2)

While You Were Sleeping: Promoting Prostitution

The reason New Orleans is #1 on this list of the biggest (reported) penis sizes by city is because I'm there right now. (Just because I reported it…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 25th, 2010 | Comments (2)

What Movie Match-Up Could Be Better Than Gladiators V Werewolves?

Now, before you say the obvious — "Nothing. Not one thing." — I'd like to present you with a few possibilities. There's not much I can say about the movie,…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 24th, 2010 | Comments (17)

20% Of Americans Believe Barack Obama Is "Doing Many Of The Things Hitler Did"

I know this might upset a lot of you, but I have the SHOCKING PROOF that these loyal, American patriots are 100% correct. The recent Harris poll also found…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 24th, 2010 | Comments (8)

Jesse James Is A Regular Tiger Woods Over Here: Mistress #2 Also Tattooed Stripper!

So now Jesse "White Power" James, who we never really paid attention to until he cheated on wife Sandra Bullock, is getting the ole' Tiger Woods…

By Drew Grant on Mar 24th, 2010 | Comments (3)

'Stealing' Someone's Husband Costs Woman $9 Million

Cynthia Shackelford has had it pretty rough: 60-years-old, still in love with her husband of many years who claimed to still love her back, she coasted…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 24th, 2010 | Comments (11)

Eurostar Now Competing with Air New Zealand For Grossest Ad Campaigns

We're trying to decide what is the least appealing part of this advertisement: the imagery of your baked beans fertilizing your sunny-side up, or just the…

By Drew Grant on Mar 24th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Breaking News: Social Networking Sites Are Riddled With STDs

And I'm not just talking about MySpace, well known repository of fifteen-year-old girls, perverts pretending to be fifteen-year-old girls, and gonorrhea.…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 24th, 2010 | Comments (4)