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New York Daily News forgives Mel Gibson because he has a great ass

By Brian Fairbanks on Jul 20th, 2010  |  Comments (4)

Mel Gibson and sexy women 

The Daily News just ran a story about the Mel Gibson racism and alleged-assault scandal and came to one conclusion: the man has a terrific butt.

Mel Gibson is a stupendous ass. Also, though, he has one. He's a racist, but he's so handsome! He may have punched a lady in the mouth, but have you seen "Apocalypto"? [NYDN]

Because the Daily News is a right-wing tabloid, we are wary of coming across anything tongue-in-cheek that might turn out to be utterly humorless upon further reflection.

Gibson's excellent bottom has appeared - sometimes clothed, sometimes not, always great - in such cinematic classics as "Lethal Weapon," "Lethal Weapon 2," "Braveheart" and "Lethal Weapon 3," and America loves Gibson's bottom like it loves a treasured pet, or a treasured loved one, or the treasured round and shapely bottom of a treasured loved one. [NYDN]

The writer admits the actor is "possibly the worst person ever" (emphasis hers) and since she reguarly contributes to The Stranger, we must assume that's all there is to the post: she really wants to keep on crushing on Gibson's rear, but is rather bummed that she can no longer do so.
 
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Comments ( 4 )

What happened to While You Were Sleeping? Also, nice use of "bummed."
Me commented on Jul 20 10 at 9:22 am
While you were sleeping is on sabbatical. In the meantime, lots of original content to enjoy.
BenReininga commented on Jul 20 10 at 9:46 am
Whatever, Mel Gibson is old. Bring me some fresh meat.
FriendofDorothy commented on Jul 20 10 at 10:06 am
Oh, for God's sake. Lindy West has a record of writing hilarious, provocative pieces (were you under a rock when this: https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715 was making its way across the internet?), and her Mel Gibson article can proudly take its place among those.
Bec commented on Jul 20 10 at 2:51 pm

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