The boyfriend and I often joke about tossing each other's salads. We've yet to actually do the deed, and to be honest, I'm not entirely sure we ever will. For the most part, if a man is willing and able to stick his tongue up my ass for pleasure, who am I to stop him? All in the name of experience, I say, but then, what happens if the table turns and it's my tongue that has to do the sticking and rimming in the man's poop-shoot? Would I be able to to do it? I mean, a woman's ass is one thing, but a man's?
As the lovely and talented AirHeadGenius wrote in her post, The ass play chronicles, "The arse of a straight man is hairy and smelly, gaseous and not to be messed with".
For the uninitiated, the term "toss my salad" was coined by a prisoner on an HBO prison special. The prisoner was talking about what he would do to a new prisoner as a form of initiation. Basically, getting your salad tossed means someone eats out your ass, syrup or jelly optional. The whole thing was made even more popular by Chris Rock. See below.
A finger or dick in your ass is one thing. A tongue in your ass is one of those things you REALLY gotta prepare yourself for or at least do it with someone you're really friggen comfortable with. The whole realization of "There's a tongue in my ass right now", or even worse, "My tongue is in someone's asshole right now" might be a lot to handle for the average person. It's like Chris Rock says, "When a man's suckin yo dick, he can pretend that's somethin' else, but when he's eatin ass, he knows it's ass". If you're not into sucking your man's dick, but you do it because you know he likes it, it isn't so hard to pretend it's Benicio del Toro or Johnny Depp's dick, or even pretend it's a goddamn banana popsicle, if that makes you feel better about yourself. But if your licking your man's asshole, it doesn't matter if it's Johnny Depp, sweet Jesus himself, or Brad Pitt, it's still an asshole, gorgeous celebrity or not.
So, this is where community comes in, dear readers. Salad tossing: have you tried? Do you like it? Hate it? Recommend it?
Just remember, once we go in, there's no going back.