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Posted by fishnetsandlight


I'm trying to make kinky porn that doesn't suck ass.

OK, maybe it's more like Erotica. The production value is higher than your average "Watch me spank some hairy and overweight dude on my IKEA couch" variety of kinky clips. And I'm staying away from the "Ooo, scary dungeon!" background as well. Y'know... keepin' it classy.

Most of all, I don't want a film of me dressing a six foot tall man up in a pink tutu and calling him Daisy. I want to do the sort of thing that will make even totally vanilla viewers think, "Hmm, that's kinda hot."

So I hooked up with a videographer and we played around this weekend, sort of as a test run. I crushed my waist with a cincher and donned a pair of fishnets, a vinyl bra and shiny black gloves. Judging by the raw snippets I saw, it looks like it came out pretty well.

Still, I always like to have other people's opinions. For the kinky folks out there-- I can hear ya breathing hard in your leather hoods -- what do you think would contribute to a quality bit of perverted film? I want to stay away from the submissive-as-a-pathetic-piece-of-shit troupe (I think submissives are amazing. If someone tried to tell me what to do and stuck a needle through my naughty bits, I'd freak the fuck out. But they take it like champs.)

Would you jack/jill off to artsy scenes? Or does it have to be all coochie and wang shots?

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zeitgeisty said:

personally i cant get into 'artsy' porn, especially if there's no nudity...  i like my porn with some actual porn in it... you know with insertion, and ejaculation..

They don't call it the 'money shot' for nothin'...

Still that's just me...  maybe amboabe is into it...

November 10, 2008 6:58 PM

nicolle said:

i prefer the artsy-type stuff, if i'm looking at porn at all.  then again, i prefer written-word porn over videos or pictures any day...i like filling in the details with my own imagination, and taking the porn as just a suggestion.

November 10, 2008 8:02 PM

tearsofacid said:

I think it’s important to remember that porn is shot for the viewers so it’s often an uncomfortable process for the actors.  If you break a porn video down you'll see that a lot of the positions are actually kind of uncomfortable.  If you are making porn, be sure to have plenty of spitting action.  I think its hysterical every time someone hocks a luggi at some poor girls va-jay-jay, but you know what they say, spit is the best lube out there : )

November 10, 2008 10:24 PM

axe said:

I'd love to see some Female domination porn where it's clear it's all about the woman.   99% of all FemDom porn is centered around the submissive, it rarely seems as though the dominant is actually enjoying herself.  

November 11, 2008 12:05 AM

amboabe said:

I can only have orgasms when I'm watching Catherine Breillat movies.

November 11, 2008 3:21 AM

fishnetsandlight said:

zeitgeisty-

No penetration! But there's some nudity. Mostly male.

Nicolle-

I like it too. That might be worth doing when my site opens...

Tears-

I've been doing art modeling for years, so I know all about the "whatever pose hurts looks AWESOME" thing. But there isn't any actual sex... so really, it's shot to my tastes, and whoever also digs it can buy it.

And dear god, no spitting. Watching people spit makes me want to vomit. (Oddly, drooling is fine.)

axe-

I can't even write a sentence without making myself the center. Don't worry about that!

amboabe-

And I thought I was a perv...

November 11, 2008 10:06 AM

loobetchka said:

sounds about as sexy as a stick in the eye..

November 11, 2008 10:22 AM

zeitgeisty said:

no penetration, and male nudity... I think I'd have to pass on that equation... But maybe amboabe might like it!

November 11, 2008 10:45 AM

fishnetsandlight said:

loobetchka

So do you! Maybe you should co-star?

November 11, 2008 10:57 AM

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Location:New York, New York
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I'm an existentialist trapped in the body of a rational humanist. I've got a penchant for misanthropy and a flair for the obvious. I'm quick with a joke or a light up your smoke, but there's someplace that I'd rather be. I'm Zeitgeisty, pleased to meet me I'm sure.

Location: Somewhere on the isle of Manhattan...
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I am a fish out of water - an opinionated cheeky smiling English chick in a land of larger than life Americans. I don't understand the culture. I don't understand asking if we're exclusive. I don't understand this weird practice of decapitating penises. Some days I am definitely MILF material. Other days I feel more like the material on the inside of yer grannys' handbag.

Location: Brooklyn
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Location: San Francisco
Looking for: A sail, not an anchor.

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Location: The Igloo, Canada
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