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Posted by spjv840

So this guy in Japan has built a real life robot and named her Aiko. She's pretty hot, for a robot, and she knows her creator's favorite drink, she'll slap you if you grab her robot tittyand she can be programmed to have orgasms. She also cleans house.



The guy, Le Trung, says he built her because he's too busy to go out and find a wife the old fashioned way. Imagine the women he could have met while he was slaving away on this robotic life-partner?

This kind of thing skeeves me out. I'm all for robots, but that part in the video where he grabs her boob just leaves me feeling dirty. Like, why did he even think in the first place to grab a robot boob? You know he's hitting that every night too. But how in the world do you have sex with a robot? Do you put a vagina-simulator in there? Do you slide your pecker inside two cold slabs of metal? How the hell does it work?

He says, "I want to make her look, feel and act as human as possible so she can be the perfect companion." Dude, that's all fine and wonderful, but it IS a robot in the long run - no matter how well you make her lady parts.

But really, who am I to say anything. If you have the skills to build such a thing, you might as well do it. At least
when you're tired of her you can shut her off, or lock her up and you don't have to hear her nag. Does she give blow jobs? I wonder.

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dripnote said:

First of all, look at the mouth on that machine. It obviously gives blowjobs.

Secondly, this reminds me way too much of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which makes either me or him (or possibly both) a giganitc nerd.

December 11, 2008 12:57 AM

Blueruin said:

Well, apparently you can buy lifelike fake vaginas these days (I'd look them up but I don't really want that in my internet history) Perhaps he fitted one of those to her. That's my guess anyway.

December 18, 2008 4:29 PM

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