I've actually met men and women who don't like morning sex. This boggles my mind. Firstly, a guy wakes up with an erection a good deal of the time. For the most part, it has nothing to do with sex, just a need to pee - BUT it is a hard penis. Who the hell passes up a hard penis when it's shoved up against you in bed? Not I, for one.
Secondly - morning sex is a great way to start the day. Nothing says "TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT!" more than a pot of coffee waiting for you and a man between your legs before 8 a.m.
One guy I briefly dated last year was a total morning sex guy. As soon as he opened his eyes he was all over me, and got me to see the beauty of an early morning sex romp before you even get out of bed. But here's the thing - I have a few rules when it comes to morning sex.
Miss B's Morning Sex Rules:
1) The hangover rule. If the room is spinning and I complain about having to vomit, kindly remove your face and your penis from anywhere near me.
2) No mouth kissing. Sometimes I break this rule, but for the most part - no. I don't like morning breath, my own or anyone else's. Sharing morning breath is not attractive and will probably make me gag. If you're intent on lots of kissing during morning sex, go brush your teeth and then bring me my toothbrush and some water so I can brush mine without having to get up and we can quickly resume the morning bone. Or at least pop a piece of gum in your mouth real quick.
3) No early morning butt sex. Obviously. If I haven't had my coffee yet and haven't taken my morning pee, my ass is off limits.
4) If the room is too bright, it ain't going to happen. Me + sunshine+ just waking up = Ha Ha Ha.
Other than that, I love morning sex.
This morning, though, I had an unexpected surprise and a first, if I remember correctly. Barely after I opened my eyes, my boyfriend was going down on me before I even knew what was going on. All I'll say about this one is that it's highly recommended, and it definitely changes your outlook for the day. Even the icicles hanging from the electric line look happy.