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Posted by zeitgeisty

For this Friday's Blooger Doodle, I thought I'd take a break from drawing us and draw some selected readers... Now of course I don't know what you actually LOOK like - save one of you - but I didn't let that stop me... You probably all look absolutely nothing like these, and are ravishingly gorgeous..so don't get all cry-baby!

Dvaleriey

Loobetchka

 

LydiahSarah

 

RecycledBrooklyn

 

Toluca

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Posted Dec 12 2008, 10:15 AM
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loobetchka said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

December 12, 2008 10:44 AM

airheadgenius said:

I am pretty sure loobetchka doesn't have that many teeth.

December 12, 2008 10:53 AM

vix_en25 said:

tres funny!

December 12, 2008 11:14 AM

zeitgeisty said:

He's a devilish one...

Of course, I could be wrong, and these all could actually be FLATTERING caricatures...

December 12, 2008 11:54 AM

loobetchka said:

I am very... very... devilish.

December 12, 2008 12:33 PM

zeitgeisty said:

www.youtube.com/watch

fast forward to 1:47

December 12, 2008 12:45 PM

zeitgeisty said:

make that 1:41

December 12, 2008 1:00 PM

LydiaSarah said:

hehehehe. No, I don't look anything like that, (nice jugs you gave me) but the whole putting-off-shit-I-actually-need-to-do-to-argue-with-strangers things rings just a little too true...

December 12, 2008 1:40 PM

dvaleriey said:

Bah ha ha!  Perfect!  The nose and loony-toons eyes are just right, as is the teased hair and arched brows.  The updo is close on top, but I always leave a long, jet-black hank of hair hanging to the middle of my back for effect.  The Laverne DeFazio cheekbones are beyond the bounds of nature or expertly applied blush and I do not suffer from enlarged circumvallate papillae.  Still, it's pretty damned close!

Q.  Am I panting, frothing, or, in the parlance of old folk, "blowing a raspberry"?

December 12, 2008 6:06 PM

zeitgeisty said:

well as it's a sex blog - panting!

December 12, 2008 6:24 PM

LydiaSarah said:

I do have big hair--I am an Irish/Jewish redhead, there was no way I was going to escape that--but it's curly. Otherwise, I am curious as to how you deduced these characteristics. Actually, I was a scrawny kid and got teased about it and, while I gained some weight and filled out in my teens, I still cringe when I hear people bag on "skinny" or "stick" women (shout out to you, Toluca!), so it is quite novel for me to see myself caricatured as rather tubby. Are my opinions fat? lol

December 12, 2008 6:39 PM

zeitgeisty said:

I was gonna go with skinny at first, but then I already did that with Toluca, so I went with pudgy...  

December 12, 2008 7:13 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Ha!  I'm flattered, though I think that looks more like the lovely Amboabe and I rarely drink beer.

December 13, 2008 7:09 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

You got the physique right though, unfortunately...

December 13, 2008 7:09 PM

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