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Celebrity Sex: The Neelys on Food Network...

Posted by zeitgeisty

 

Anyone watch this couple 'The Neelys' on Food Network? Do they make anyone else sick with their whole lovey dovey act? To me they always look like they're greasy and wet, like they've just roused from having anal sex - not an appetizing shtick for a cooking show...

fuck them.


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Posted Jan 18 2009, 02:01 PM
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brown eye for the straight guy said:

You're WRITING like you were just roused from being anally FISTED.  Christ, you are getting LAZY.  Maybe you oughta cancel the cable subscription, eh?

January 18, 2009 11:04 PM

zeitgeisty said:

you better keep your brown eye away from me or I'm gonna fuckin' fist it numb - nuts!!

Define lazy by the way bub...  Because I think we have 2 different definitions of the word.

January 18, 2009 11:15 PM

brown eye for the straight guy said:

Actually, we have 5:

1) disinclined to activity or exertion : not energetic or vigorous

2) encouraging inactivity or indolence <a lazy summer day>

3) moving slowly : sluggish

4) droopy, lax <a rabbit with lazy ears>

5) placed on its side <lazy E livestock brand>

6) not rigorous or strict <lazy scholarship>

And yes, you do qualify for at least 2.  Now turn off the goddamned TV and post more than a mere 56 words.

January 18, 2009 11:34 PM

zeitgeisty said:

I usually don't even post anything on weekends, I just felt like I had to share!

shesh!!

January 19, 2009 12:10 AM

dvaleriey said:

The Neelys, cloying and unwatchable, seem culled from a rejected Tyler Perry script.  The endless cuddly banter is unrealistically showy and I believe much of their affection is determined by the premise they used to pitch the concept.  I can see the director yelling, "When you squeeze that ripe peach, give her a squeeze too.  Ya know, like you can't keep your hands off her."

Mr. N:  "Now I'm gonna throw a lil' HOT pepper in this, 'cause I KNOW you like it HOT!"

Mrs. N:  "Ooooooo, chile, you got me hotter than a skillet!"  

I also hate Giada, the sickening way she pronounces "refreshing", her midget arms, and the manner in which she lapses from English to over-emphasized Italian.  

Big Daddy, Paula, and that blowzy old Hamptonite, Ina Garten, are OK by me.  

January 19, 2009 10:49 AM

zeitgeisty said:

She totally has midget arms, and overdoes that shark-like smile of hers...

Still, you lost me on 'big daddy'... The guy is abysmal. I can't even understand him when he talks. It took me months to understand his name is Aaron McCARGO and not McCARDLE. Putrid with a capitol P.U.

January 19, 2009 11:11 AM

dvaleriey said:

Big Daddy reminds me of a chef I worked with when waitressing at a depressing downtown diner during college.  He joked with whitey, but told me in confidence, "I hate honkeys.  The damned customer is always wrong, don't pass out free smiles, and if they can't hand over the tip first, don't fetch 'em the plate."  He also gave me "house tips" which turned out to be a cut of the crippled kid jar.  

I watched him pour on the fake southern charm ("Sho 'nuff, we got some Cajun catfish comin' up!")but it was a ploy to offer Caucasians an "authentic" diner experience.  He sometimes robbed drunks by giving back "wrong change."  He looked and acted just like Big Daddy and was my best boss ever.  

January 19, 2009 10:18 PM

Quist said:

Obviously an act. They probably hate each other.

January 26, 2009 11:05 PM

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