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Sex Machine: The MYTH of the BAD BOY..another reason why WOMEN SUCK.

Posted by zeitgeisty
All my life I’ve heard that ‘Women love a BAD BOY’.

This has always irritated me to no end. First off, it is an excruciatingly cutesy sentiment. I mean, what is the implication anyway? That all women are like little children, instantly set a titter by the cheap thrill only some douche-nozzle with impulse control issues can give? Women will say it’s the combination of being excited by the danger of it all, and feeling as if they want to ‘save’ or ‘mother’ them. In other words, they’re willing to put in an enormous amount of work for something which is ultimately DOOMED to failure.

 Yeah… real rational.

The most aggravating part of it for me, is how in all the relationships I’ve ever had, I’VE always been called a lot of ‘work’ by the women I’ve been with. ME! I’m the lowest maintenance guy you can possibly find, just set me in front of a TV, or give me a bed to nap in, and I’m good to go. I require no watering, I don’t expect anything from anyone, make no demands whatsoever, but I’M work. However, some bully, fuck-face, socio-path.. well that’s worth the effort.

You may ask why I’ve gotten myself all in a lather over this today, well I’ve got 2 words…

Christian Bale.

For those of you that haven’t heard about it, Christian Bale has been caught on tape delivering one of the most blistering verbal assaults I’ve ever heard, to his Director of Photography on the set of his new film – Terminator. He just tears him apart, in a legitimately frightening manner. He sounds exactly like a child throwing a nuclear tantrum. Now, the most annoying part of this whole deal isn’t even the act itself, it is the reaction I’ve read from women all over the internet DEFENDING HIM!!!... Chicks with sopping panties writing quotes like..

‘Oh.. obviously you’ve all never worked on a movie scene – it’s tense and one thing can ruin a whole scene!’

 …boohoo.. a whole scene??

Or this one which I love…

CB needs a good fucking to release that anger. I totally volunteer.’

So just because this fucking cry-baby, whining, ass-fuck is good-looking, he gets a pass. He has free reign to act anyway he pleases, berate hapless ‘peons’ publicly at his whim, all because he is Christian Bale.

This is why women suck.

All this ‘bad boy’ stuff is a crock of shit. You know who ‘bad boys’ are? They’re bullies. They’re small minded, a lot of times prejudiced and violent muldoons that have their heads crammed up their own asses. They like to inflict pain on others, hunt, cheat, lie and steal. This is what a ‘bad boy’ is.

Yet it is so cute to love one.

‘Oh Christian Bale, you know he’s got that whole ‘intense’ ‘brooding’ ‘edgy’ ‘BAD BOY’ thing happening’

You know that’s going to be what some vapid moronic cunt on E! News says about him on the next installment of the 25 sexiest celebrities.

Oh what a world, what a world.

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Comments

vix_en25 said:

See, when I heard about CB's rant I forgot all about his hotness and I found myself incredibly angry at how important the douchebag apparently thinks he is. I guess its not all his fault, society allows him to feel this way because we give celebrities value, when in fact most of them are uneducated,ill-mannered fucktards.

February 4, 2009 4:08 PM

zeitgeisty said:

yeah, but you don't SUCK!... you're VIX!

February 4, 2009 4:17 PM

vix_en25 said:

and don't you forget it!

February 4, 2009 4:23 PM

KateC said:

It's in our DNA to like "mean" guys. It makes us wet. Maybe it's the caveman thing, but it's confusing as a woman, in the same way the madonna/whore thing can be confusing to men. The nastiest men I know (sexually speaking) end up marrying a virgin. The nicest girls only date assholes.

It's the jamming of 2 competing interests--wanting what makes your pussy wet and wanting what is healthy for you. Usually the pussy wins.

I found the trick is to meet a nice guy with potential and teach him how to order you around in the bedroom. Best of both worlds!

February 4, 2009 4:50 PM

zeitgeisty said:

I don't think anyone wants a 'virgin' unless you're from Saudi Arabia.

February 4, 2009 4:55 PM

KateC said:

Ok, maybe not an actual virgin, but you know what I mean...they are perverts, but they marry the most vanilla girl and cheat on her. Ala she is their madonna and he gets the whores on the side.

February 4, 2009 5:42 PM

jenfizz said:

I've never heard a woman say that she likes bad boys. It's just what lazy guys say after they've been dumped so that they can pretend like they were "nice guys" and that they're the ones getting the short end.

February 4, 2009 5:49 PM

zeitgeisty said:

ahh so you'venever heard the term.. you've never heard any woman say that.. this is all something 'lazy guys' made up... yeahh..ok.

February 4, 2009 5:55 PM

E-Claire said:

Do you think Russsel Crowe would be half as famous if not for his anger issues? Naomi Campbell? It's a publicity trick, and hey, SOMEONE out there must be going for it.

I think most women want to do a bad boy, and men want to be bad boys, because theres a sense of freedom in it, doing and saying what you please. But in saying that, its completely over-romanticized.

February 5, 2009 11:01 AM

mikef said:

A DP is not a "peon". They get a bunch of money to do highly technical work. I'm a camera assistant and one of the top rules for me is "don't look an actor square in the eyes during a take". These are the basics for all the camera dept.

Sounds like the DP was wandering around in the BG fucking with lights when he should have been "quiet on the set". Do you know how much money is wasted from a blown take? Christian Bale was loud as hell but everything he said to the guy was relevant to carrying out a job like a professional.

February 6, 2009 2:23 AM

zeitgeisty said:

Bullshit, I don't give a fuck how much money is 'wasted' on a blown take...No one has the right to act out in that manner.. as for my use of 'peon' I was being sarcastic.. It's obvious Bale is a diva fucking bully fuck head, and anyone defending him is shmuck.

February 6, 2009 3:33 AM

vix_en25 said:

ugh mikef....

just, UGH!

February 6, 2009 8:33 AM

LydiaSarah said:

I haven't yet seen the rant, only heard about it but let me just say that women don't have the monopoly on letting hot celebrities off the hook for bad behavior because they're hot. Or even on fetishizing said bad behavior because they're hot. There are plenty of female celebrities who practically derive all their fame from being hot women who act like morons or maniacs.  That couldn't happen without men. People of all genital configurations are capable of sucking, often in strikingly similar ways.

February 6, 2009 7:05 PM

zeitgeisty said:

give me an example of one female celebrity 'fetishized' for going on a violent and abusive tirade...

Bale himself apologized today saying what he did was inexcusable and that he SHOULD be made fun over it..

February 6, 2009 10:47 PM

nantes39 said:

Agree on the badboy thing! Dating a 45 yr old, ex. bad boy fucker who in the ninth inning wants Mr. Right. ME! How nice; I get the duty of covering her w/a blanket when she's cold and BTW "rub my feet". Only for me to think what she was doing 3+ years ago and I have not received any of that action. Oh, and I have seen some of these loosers pics and all are ugly fuckers anyway!

February 7, 2009 11:25 PM

zeitgeisty said:

They always want mr. right in the 9th inning after they've fucked their way through 1000 loser assholes and had a blast doing it. Then when they're ready to 'settle' they pick some poor guy and ruin his life.

February 7, 2009 11:58 PM

airheadgenius said:

This is such a sweet little exchange about the beauty of relationships. It's really quite heart warming.

February 8, 2009 10:01 AM

zeitgeisty said:

yeah.. thought i'd get into the spirit of the thing...

February 8, 2009 12:29 PM

ocelot71 said:

Point the first: women who dig this kind of "bad boy" asshole are pretty much in the minority. I have lots of female friends, and none of them dig this kind of thing - and we range in age from mid-to-late twenties to early forties.

Point the second: A lot of us don't see the big shit over Bale, douchebaggery or no aside.

Point the third: "Pick some poor guy to settle and then ruin his life"? Um, I don't see any women dragging you off to the courthouse, Captain Bitter. You're a perfect example of the what the Heartless Bitches call "Nice Guys Who Aren't".

Point the fourth: I'm no longer twenty-something and wearing a single-digit size, so you wouldn't give me the time of day in a dating sense despite the fact that I can fix plumbing, train dogs, hike all day in the Rockies, love to give head, will be tolerant of your aging parents, and actually eat a nice meal without bitching about how it's ruining my diet. Stop throwing those stones before you've no more house left.

February 8, 2009 8:52 PM

zeitgeisty said:

Well to address a couple of things...

a) I nevever said I was a nice guy, in fact I think I've openly admitted I'm pretty much of a bastard..

b) I'm neither an agist nor a fat-ist, however, that stuff you listed...

Hiking all day in the rockies?

training dogs?

'tolerant' of my aging parents?

These would make someone interested in what way exactly?

February 8, 2009 9:20 PM

ocelot71 said:

For one thing, they're merely a sample of interests - like most people, I have more. As to why they'd make someone interested, they show compassion, activity, adaptability...things that makes someone a good partner.

But then, your puzzlement pretty much demonstrates your first point.

February 8, 2009 11:23 PM

ocelot71 said:

"in fact I think I've openly admitted I'm pretty much of a bastard.."

This would make someone interested in what way, exactly?

February 8, 2009 11:32 PM

zeitgeisty said:

What shows compassion exactly? The fact that you like giving blow jobs, or that you're 'tolerant' towards aging parents?... Or is it the dog training? I admit, if I were training for a dog sledding race through the Rockies with my parents, you would be pretty useful I suppose...

February 9, 2009 12:31 AM

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